Quotes and Funnies!!!! January 16, 2007
I was still sick today so I used the opportunity to read lots of quotes. (One of my favorite things to do!!!) I thought I’d put a few on here for y’all to enjoy. As well as some funnies I came across in my files that I’d forgotten about!!! *smile*
I was thinking, since I love quotes so much I think I’ll start doing a “quote of the day” on my site. I’ll shall endeavor to have new quote to post every day……..
Ok, here’s what I found recently………Enjoy!!!
“All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”
“Men fight for freedom; then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves.”
“After all is said and done, a great deal more is said than done.”
“The essence of faith consists in the reality of an absolute dependence.”
“A mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to it’s original form.”
I thought this was pretty funny…….
A Blonde’s year in review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited. I finished jigsaw puzzle in 8 months, but the box said 2-4 years!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours because the power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid . . . wrong instructions . . . 8 cups of water will not fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing but I couldn’t find a sloping lake.
July – Tripped over the cordless phone.
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm and the car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is C. Isn’t it???
October - I hate M &M’s. They are so hard to peel!!!!!
November - I baked my Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days. The instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - I tried to call 9-11 and couldn’t. Duh! There’s no eleven button on the stupid phone!!!
Wow!!!! What a year!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, I love it!!!!!!!!!!! No offense to any blond friends of mine……I don’t know anyone that blond!!!!! *smile*
Goodnight y’all!!!!!!! Lots of love!!!!!
Just who were you calling your blond friends???!!!!
Well, you for one deary. Just like a blond not to know she’s a blond….poor dear. *shaking head*
Of coures, I know some people that don’t look blonde, but…….
Oh help……..I’m laughing and I can’t stop. Oh my, that was just so funny Kevin……..har har har har
:-P 
I don’t come to your website for the posts, I come for the brutal comments
Just kidding, I come for the picture posts too.
Cute Savanna!!! lol
Wink all you want Kevin…….it’ll get you no where.
LOL. Oh come on now. For some reason I get the idea that you think I was talking about you!
Kevin Thomas, are you trying to skirt the issue????? Come on now, stand up to your comment. You know very well who you were talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Balderdash………
Blonde is not necessarily a hair color, it is also a state of mind.
Thanks for that profound statement Tim………I will be the first to admit that I have many “blond moments” but I was also nice when I posted this joke and said I didn’t know anyone THAT blond, even my blond friends aren’t THAT blond!!!!!!! I’m just clarifying that I tried to be nice about it and you people won’t let me. Just laugh and move on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I vented!!!!!!
Sorry…I feel better now. 
Hey that wasn’t meant to be a jab at anyone!! I was just giving my opinion that not all people with blond hair are “blond” and many people are “blond” that do not have blond hair. So there.
Those were some pretty funny jokes, nonetheless.
Ok, you’re right. Sorry cuz!!! You weren’t really the reason for my venting……….*clearing throat* Ahem, Kevin….oh did I say a name??? Oops……sorry..
Great quotes and hilarious blonde jokes!
Tim is right. I think I know more dark headed blondes than blond ones!! *smile*